John Mayer recently snitched on his penis:
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
I bet Chris Matthews didn't see this one coming. This must really hurt right-wing conservatives and racially oblivious liberals who felt that they beat racism with the election of Barack Obama only to find out America's true killer; racist body parts. With the recent admission of his racist penis, John Mayer forces us to call into question other white celebrities body parts: 1. Hulk Hogan's fu manchu, 2. Britney Spears' butt cleavage, 3. Kate Moss' emaciated knees, 4. Tom Sellack's chest hair, and the most suspicious of them all, 5. Owen Wilson's nose. There's no telling whose racist body part we are standing next to at the bus stop. But on a serious note, John Mayer's an idiot. Where is propriety when you need it? When did irreverence become the new endearing? He exemplifies Freud's concept of id. Below is his apology which is hilarious. I love when people make racist or sexist or homophobic slips and/or indictments and then come to tears later while apologizing. John, here's some advice, YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM. Read more of his ridiculousness here.
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